Tag: jokes
group name: noyoudidnt
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your . . . more
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June 24, 2008 05:44 PM EDT --
A Round of Golf Made in Heaven | Jun 20
Jesus, Moses and a short, fat, bald guy are going to play a round of golf.
The threesome starts off the first hole and it is a very tight match. The short, . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. . . . more
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June 27, 2008 02:35 PM EDT --
Does anyone really care?
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May 30, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A PET STORE. PLEASE LIST THEM INDIVIDUALLY.
THANK YOU
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May 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT --
Funny Stuff!
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called . . . more
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May 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. . . . more
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May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT --
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
Have some fun, my sharp witted friends. This is a test for us "old kids"! The answers are printed below, but don't cheat!
1. After the Lone . . . more
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May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT --
Thought you could appreciate these...
Spring Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, May 23, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY . . . more
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May 22, 2008 09:11 PM EDT --
Riddle :
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you . . . more
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May 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Chapstick
We had this great 10-year-old cat named Jack who just recently died.
Jack was a great cat, and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered . . . more
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May 23, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
Presidential Candidates
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, BarackObama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know . . . more
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May 26, 2008 12:04 AM EDT --
A man is dining in a fancy
restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He has
been checking her out
since he sat . . . more
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May 28, 2008 11:06 AM EDT --
Five tricky questions
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with . . . more
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May 28, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
This is Creepy!!
Think of a letterbetween A and W.
Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Keep going . . .
Don't stop .. ..
Think of an animal that begins . . . more
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May 30, 2008 12:27 AM EDT --
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain . . . more
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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May 31, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
VERY FUNNY FOR US WHO REMEMBER
Hollywood Squares:
If you remember the Original . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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